8 Dildos to Ask Santa For This Christmas
If you’re going to request a new dildo as a gift, make it a good one! Not sure what to choose or where to begin? Dildos come in all sizes, lengths, colors, and materials. We’ve pulled together several special dildos that go beyond the basics.
Check out the list below, and hopefully, you’ll find at least one under your tree this year.
Clone-a-Willy Vibrating Kit
Does your partner already have the perfect peen? You’d like a dildo but how can any toy match what’s in your S.O.’s pants? Maybe it’s time to clone that cock. Clone-a-Willy Kits come in non-powered or vibrating. We’re partial to the Clone-a-Willy Vibrating Kit, available in purple, black, hot pink, glow-in-the-dark, and more. Not only do you get a replica of that gorgeous shaft, but this one vibrates for added pleasure.
Have other dildos in the past let you down? They’re not quite the right angle, don’t have the right texture, and can’t quite hit the perfect spot. It might be time to choose a dildo that can be whatever you need it to be. Ask for the DoDil this holiday season! You can shape and re-shape your dildo as often as you want. All you need is hot water and the ability to squeeze this toy into shape. Play with different styles and configurations each time, or find what you like and keep it that way!
Technically the Tantus Fido is a butt plug but measuring in at eight inches long, you can definitely use it as a dildo, too. Enjoy the super soft but firm silicone that feels good against your skin (don’t forget lube for added comfort!). The ribbed shaft will rub you just right while the bulbous center will offer a little added fullness and stretch as you move it in and out. Clean it well, and then use it as an anal toy, too! It’s like getting two sex toys in one!
Blush Neo Elite
Probably the most “basic” dildo on this list, the Blush Neo Elite gives you everything you expect from a good dong: realistic detailing, powerful suction cup, and soft but firm silicone. What makes this seven-inch dildo special is that it doesn’t come in the typical “flesh” tones you’re used to. Choose from multiple neon colors like blue, pink, purple, and more for a bright and colorful sexy moment.
You’ve heard of rollerball pens, but have you heard of the Rollerball Dildo? Don’t let this unassuming dildo fool you. It might not look like much but once it starts moving, you may start screaming with pleasure. A motion ring in the shaft moves up and down creating a unique and erotic sensation as you move the dildo in and out of your body. Once you find the right pace and angle, you may be surprised just how good this unique dildo feels.
Want a dildo that can offer more than basic pleasure? Try the Classix 18” Bendable Double Whammy. It’s bendable enough to fold into a double penetration toy for yourself. Not into that? Let it stay long and enjoy it with a partner. The one-inch width is slim enough for vaginal or anal penetration, making this a dildo you can use with your significant other in many, many ways. Choose from purple, blue, or pink.
Lollicock Sweet Slim Stick
Want a double dong that offers even more options for solo or partnered play? The Lollicock 13” Sweet Slim Stick works well alone or with a partner. One end is thicker and wider than the other. Use the slim end for anal penetration or for those times when one of you wants something smaller. The thicker end is great when you need a good pounding. Choose from one of three colors: blue or berry ice; purple or grape ice; pink or cherry ice.
Icicles No. 8
If you want a dildo that looks as good as it feels, glass dildos are the way to go. Ask Santa for the Icicles No. 8 this year. It’s a hand-blown work of art filled with beautiful colors in the core. The delicate rounded shape looks unassuming and not at all like a dildo. But once you lube it up and slide it in, you’ll know what this toy is really for — a good, solid pounding. The non-porous glass is body-safe and great for temperature play, giving you plenty of options for sexy fun during the holidays and beyond.
You can be on the naughty or the nice list for any of these dildos! Ask Santa sweetly, and he might bring you more than one. Even better, be your own Santa and get yourself the gift of sexy pleasure this holiday season.